Wreck-less Driving: Ode to the White Cavalier

Being a woman driver in the United States, I am well aware of horrible drivers on the road. On my way home from work today, I was cut off by a white Chevrolet Cavalier. To say the least, I was enraged. This particular experience prompted me to make a list of grievances and suggestions.

1. Know where you're going

If you get behind the wheel, you should have some idea of where your destination is. There are several websites that can assist you in this task: Google Maps, MapQuest, etc. On these websites, you can view a map or get detailed, step-by-step directions. It's whatever you prefer, whatever is easiest for you. Once you know where you're going, please get in the appropriate lane AHEAD OF TIME, so that you can make your turns and arrive safely at your destination.

2. Follow Rules and Regulations

Once you know where you're going, it's your job to get there. However, that doesn't mean you get there by whatever means necessary. The Highway Department has spent many hours developing rules for the road to promote safety for its users. These rules (ex. speed limits) should be followed.

3. Get off of the Phone

Yeah, I'm going to say it. Get off of the phone. Drive. I am not underestimating your ability to multitask, but driving, being in control of a 2,000+ lb moving vehicle, is not the time nor place to perform multiple tasks simultaneously. Texting often seems pertinent (ex. you think of something clever and you want to Tweet it). I have often been guilty of breaking this rule, but believe me, it can wait. Just drive.

4. Be Aware of your Turn Signals

Turn signals are used to signal other drivers on the road that you are turning, hence the name. Using them is just as simple as the name! So use them! While we're on the subject, turn those things off after you've turned! The makers of automobiles know how annoying it is to see someone driving for miles with his or her turn signals just-a-blinkin'. They automatically go off after the turn is made. Sometimes this doesn't happen, but there is a click. There are flashing lights. Are you keeping up? An audible and visual signal have been installed to determine when your turn signals are in use. There is no excuse.

Now, I don't expect everyone to drive around like a State Patrol officer is riding passenger side. You can and should have fun while driving that beautiful Cavalier on the streets of Fulton, MS. These are just four simple suggestions to keep you from being talked about on the world-wide web.